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Outperform the benchmark — and look damn good doing it.
Why settle for tracking the index when you were born to crush it?
With a bold silhouette mid-victory pose and a candlestick chart climbing behind him, this shirt says what every high-conviction trader is thinking:
Just Beat It.
Whether you’re rotating out of large-cap into smirking mid-cap momentum, or you’re just reminding the passive crowd that alpha still matters
Perfect for financial advisors, alpha-chasers, and anyone who doesn't believe in passive anything.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Just Beat It – S&P 500 Outperformance Hoodie
$38.99
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Why settle for tracking the index when you were born to crush it?
With a bold silhouette mid-victory pose and a candlestick chart climbing behind him, this shirt says what every high-conviction trader is thinking:
Just Beat It.
Whether you’re rotating out of large-cap into smirking mid-cap momentum, or you’re just reminding the passive crowd that alpha still matters
Perfect for financial advisors, alpha-chasers, and anyone who doesn't believe in passive anything.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!