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Outperform the benchmark — and look damn good doing it.
🛍 Product Description:
Why settle for tracking the index when you were born to crush it?
This bold tee channels the swagger of the king of pop with the grit of a market dominator. Featuring a striking silhouette set against a candlestick chart backdrop, the message is loud and clear: Just Beat It. Whether you're rotating sectors, riding momentum, or rebalancing like a boss — this shirt is your portfolio’s hype man.
Perfect for financial advisors, alpha-chasers, and anyone who doesn't believe in passive anything.
📐 Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit, soft cotton blend
Perfect for client meetings or slaying earnings season
Durable DTG print that holds up through market dips
🧠 For Finance Pros Who:
Believe indexing is just the baseline
Know every candlestick tells a story
Aren’t afraid to dance past benchmarks
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Just Beat It – S&P 500 Outperformance Tee
$23.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
🛍 Product Description:
Why settle for tracking the index when you were born to crush it?
This bold tee channels the swagger of the king of pop with the grit of a market dominator. Featuring a striking silhouette set against a candlestick chart backdrop, the message is loud and clear: Just Beat It. Whether you're rotating sectors, riding momentum, or rebalancing like a boss — this shirt is your portfolio’s hype man.
Perfect for financial advisors, alpha-chasers, and anyone who doesn't believe in passive anything.
📐 Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit, soft cotton blend
Perfect for client meetings or slaying earnings season
Durable DTG print that holds up through market dips
🧠 For Finance Pros Who:
Believe indexing is just the baseline
Know every candlestick tells a story
Aren’t afraid to dance past benchmarks
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!