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Outperform the benchmark — and look damn good doing it.
? Product Description:
Why settle for tracking the index when you were born to crush it?
This bold tee channels the swagger of the king of pop with the grit of a market dominator. Featuring a striking silhouette set against a candlestick chart backdrop, the message is loud and clear: Just Beat It. Whether you're rotating sectors, riding momentum, or rebalancing like a boss — this shirt is your portfolio’s hype man.
Perfect for financial advisors, alpha-chasers, and anyone who doesn't believe in passive anything.
? Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit, soft cotton blend
Perfect for client meetings or slaying earnings season
Durable DTG print that holds up through market dips
? For Advisors Who:
Believe indexing is just the baseline
Know every candlestick tells a story
Aren’t afraid to dance past benchmarks
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Just Beat It – S&P 500 Outperformance Tee
$34.99
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
? Product Description:
Why settle for tracking the index when you were born to crush it?
This bold tee channels the swagger of the king of pop with the grit of a market dominator. Featuring a striking silhouette set against a candlestick chart backdrop, the message is loud and clear: Just Beat It. Whether you're rotating sectors, riding momentum, or rebalancing like a boss — this shirt is your portfolio’s hype man.
Perfect for financial advisors, alpha-chasers, and anyone who doesn't believe in passive anything.
? Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit, soft cotton blend
Perfect for client meetings or slaying earnings season
Durable DTG print that holds up through market dips
? For Advisors Who:
Believe indexing is just the baseline
Know every candlestick tells a story
Aren’t afraid to dance past benchmarks
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |