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Outperform the benchmark — and look damn good doing it.
Why settle for tracking the index when you were born to crush it?
With a bold silhouette mid-victory pose and a candlestick chart climbing behind him, this shirt says what every high-conviction trader is thinking:
Just Beat It.
Whether you’re rotating out of large-cap into smirking mid-cap momentum, or you’re just reminding the passive crowd that alpha still matters
Perfect for financial advisors, alpha-chasers, and anyone who doesn't believe in passive anything.
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Just Beat It – S&P 500 Outperformance Tank
$20.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Why settle for tracking the index when you were born to crush it?
With a bold silhouette mid-victory pose and a candlestick chart climbing behind him, this shirt says what every high-conviction trader is thinking:
Just Beat It.
Whether you’re rotating out of large-cap into smirking mid-cap momentum, or you’re just reminding the passive crowd that alpha still matters
Perfect for financial advisors, alpha-chasers, and anyone who doesn't believe in passive anything.
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!